Episodes

September 16, 2021

Doctor Sleep (2019) | Discussion/Review

For their next Sequel September pick, the gang reviews Doctor Sleep (2019) spoilers.  Laura blossoms at the sight of The Hat. Bone Daddy Greg renames the entire cast. Rob's 'shine-ability' includes whiskey and furry earmuffs. Once again for the cheap sea...

September 09, 2021

Scream 2 (1997) | Discussion/Review

Continuing Sequel September, the gang reviews Scream 2 (1997) *spoilers*. Laura reigns supreme with Friends knowledge. Rob breaks shit: characters, car windows, and Laura's heart. Greg puts the scream mask back on... in a theater... by himself. We might ...

September 02, 2021

Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) | Discussion/Review

For their first Sequel September review, the gang conjectures Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) *spoilers*. Laura takes a gamble with a Zoom demon, but ends up bit in the leg. Rob draws the line at empty pools and vertical babies. Grej Ebert raves over produc...

August 26, 2021

P.Y.P. | Who Likes Short Shorts?: Top Horror Shorts

During this #PickYourPoison, the gang talks about their favorite (and least favorite!) Horror Shorts. Rob Aster fades away as he is full of regret. Rubber Greg raves about his shorts. Depressed Laura makes a sandwich. A surprise segment promises talent, ...

August 19, 2021

Gothika (2003) | Discussion/Review

The gang conjectures Gothika (2003) *spoilers*. Laura Bizkit drowns on her couch. Greg mansplains and breaks stuff. Rob sends Greg rollin’ to heaven. No one knows what it's like to be the bad man!   Show Notes:  Movie reveal/background - 2:00, 9:12, 16:3...

August 12, 2021

The Village (2004) | Discussion/Review

The gang reviews The Village (2004) *spoilers*. Greg scoffs at Bananas and Pajamas, whilst eating a pickle mac. Lloyd pours Laura “the bad color” … in his pantaloons. Rob throws a diaper at M. Night’s cameo once and for all! Show Notes:  Movie reveal/ba...

August 05, 2021

It Follows (2014) | Discussion/Review

The gang reviews It Follows (2014) *spoilers*. Laura’s wig falls off as she laughs her granny buns off. Bottomless Greg throws a cage on IT. Rob and his jeans perk up while examining the rules. This risque episode is not for the prudent!   Show Notes:  M...

July 29, 2021

P.Y.P. | Zombie Date Night: Interview w/Steve Urena

During this #PickYourPoison segment, the gang talks with Steve Urena, comic creator and writer of Slow Pokes & the upcoming Zombie Date Night! Greg’s Slothman Prophecies finally comes to fruition. Laura goes full zombie and Rob’s claws are out as they ar...

July 22, 2021

The Butterfly Effect (2004) | Discussion/Review

The gang reviews The Butterfly Effect (2004) spoilers. Laura grinds her gears and greek letters. Greg metamorphizes into a butterfly. Rob persists as a mama's boy. Everyone's differing opinions regenerate into alternative realities.   Show Notes:  Movie ...

July 15, 2021

Insidious (2010) | Discussion/Review

The gang reviews Insidious (2010) *spoilers*. Greg tip-toes through the tulips in a gas mask. Rob sends the Astral Army on the ‘Poppins kid. Laura enjoys roller coasters with two hunks. No one is matching PJs with the Lipstick Demon!   Show Notes:  Movie...

July 08, 2021

Attack the Block (2011) | Discussion/Review

The gang reviews Attack the Block (2011) *spoilers*. Greg possesses all the street cred but rejects child delinquents. Laura adopts more kids and assembles a racing team. Rob majors in Sausage-ology. We must protect the BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK!   Show Notes:...

July 01, 2021

Lake Mungo (2008) | Discussion/Review

The gang reviews Lake Mungo (2008) spoilers. Rob is perturbed by pathologically chapped lips. Laura walks into every wall while leaving her wine behind. Greg explores the deep family dynamics of this film. Everyone feels sad. Show Notes:  Movie Reveal/B...

June 24, 2021

P.Y.P. | Conjecture-Along: Laura5 Comes Alive!

In their first ever (#PickYourPoison) Conjecture-Along, the gang watches 1986’s Short Circuit *spoilers*. Laura discusses her fear of robots peeking through curtains. Rob questions the placement of Johnny’s third arm, meanwhile Greg denies the obvious ro...

June 17, 2021

Alien (1979) | Discussion/Review

The gang reviews Alien (1979) *spoilers*. Android Rob eats a burrito in his micro-undies. Laura & Jonesy are in the buildin’ feelin’ themselves. Greg sits upon his Captain’s chair looking for a hidden dickie. Is this a perfect space movie, or should it g...

June 10, 2021

Child's Play (1988) ft. Conjecture-Spouse | Discussion/Review

The gang reviews Child’s Play (1988) *spoilers*. Conjecture-Spouse Lindsay joins to walk us through her childhood trauma viewing. Rob chums with Stretch Armstrong, Laura cuddles a voodoo doll, and Greg chuckles with Mr. Potatohead. This is a true story o...

June 03, 2021

Hereditary (2018) ft. Conjecture-Kin | Discussion/Review

The gang reviews Hereditary (2018) *spoilers*. Rob Aster introduces "Are you Smarter than my Kin-dergartener", featuring an adorable special guest. Choco-tini drinkin' Laura admits she is an equal oppor-nudist. Recalling “The Incident”, Greg turtles hims...

May 27, 2021

P.Y.P. | Spice Up Your Mind: Interview w/Layne Dalfen - Dream Analyst

During this #PickYourPoison segment, the gang talks dreams and nightmares with renowned Dream Analyst, Layne Dalfen. Laura blissfully sips on Paprika to soothe her torn-apart psyche. Slick-Rick Greg runs away on his knee stumps. Rob’s android brain yearn...

May 20, 2021

The Innkeepers (2011) | Discussion/Review

The gang reviews The Innkeepers (2011) *spoilers*. Rob the “Meat Man” investigates real-life haunted hotels. Greg is laur-ified by Live Girls. Laura tips her ghostly maid. Who let the ghosts out? BOO!   Show Notes:  Movie Pick Reveal - 2:10 Outfits - 2:1...