Episodes

September 24, 2019

Episode 12: Yeen Queen 2: SECRET BONERS

Boy smells, fatty ballsacks and a dick that can roll up like a sleeve! This episode has EVERYTHING.

September 16, 2019

Episode 11: Yeen Queen: Part ONE

A Heavy Metal God succumbs to an ancient curse, and transforms into something horrifying . . . ly sexy!

September 03, 2019

Episode 10: Snakelady Sexes Her Sandwich

A snakewoman toys with a trembling man and we do a google search that actually leaves us speechless.

August 27, 2019

Episode 9: Date with the Devil

Guess how many dicks Satan has?! GUESS!

August 19, 2019

Episode 8: Santa vs. The Tentacle Monster II: The ReCummening

Follow a trail of breadcums up to the North Pole where Sarah's brain breaks, we stumble upon a bunch of John Carpenter references, and Josh finally gives his stamp of approval.

August 15, 2019

Episode 7: Yelp Review Mini Episode

We take you on a tour of Earl's Goldmine, Beach Girl's, Wet, and more in what was supposed to be a mini episode but came out MEGA.

August 08, 2019

Episode 6: Sex Droid Performance Review

We do a fun quick read and then share some helpful Yelp reviews from gentleman's clubs around the country!

August 01, 2019

Episode 5: Stranded on Planet Perv

Sarah and Josh read the story of a bland couple having shockingly bland sex . . . . in SPACE?

July 25, 2019

Episode 4: Santa vs. The Tentacle Monster! Part I

Sarah, Josh and comedian Meghan O'Malley head to the North Pole to learn about Santa's swingin lifestyle. This episode includes explicit content, so wear headphones. This is just for you!

July 15, 2019

Episode 3: We Go to Cockmic Con

In this episode: Greg is back and we read a good one!

July 09, 2019

Episode 2: Beets, Bears, Bad Writing

This week Josh and Sarah are joined by a friend to read some sitcom-based erotica and then we get turtle genitalia very very wrong. Follow Sarah and Josh on Twitter: @snowak @JoshTheMayorWon @NationalScandal

June 28, 2019

Episode 0101: Episode 1: Don't Drink That

Sarah and comedian Josh Krebs read 2 tales from the fringe and learn to not drink whatever someone gives you.